But before that, Barry has news. “I’m seeing a pattern here,” he begins, referencing our earlier conversation, some of which I skipped over. “From how you told me you like to corner, your hand tingling, how you consistently point to your right foot when talking about your feet, which incidentally has a higher arch height than your left, and it’s larger, that you get neck pain on the right after long rides, and that your right calf always cramps first…99 times out of a 100, everything you’ve said points to an issue with how your pelvis is orientated.”
My what? It dawns on me that I’m not in a bike fit so much as a forensic examination of my cycling profile, not simply a session to take measurements. Truth be told, I’m a little surprised. I thought I was fine! Thankfully, Barry’s vibe is confessional and collegiate. He’s here to help. And at that, he continues. “Right now, sat down or standing, you’re in what we call an open chain – you can get out of your own way, and have complete freedom to move and accommodate,” he explains. “On a bike, you’re in a closed chain, a fixed position – attached at your feet and wedged against a handlebar. So all of that muscle tension is trapped. When you’re cycling, we can’t get rid of that load, but we can choose to have it live somewhere else, somewhere more highly adapted.”
Then, Barry assesses the strength of my glutes and quads. After almost three decades of cycling, he’s not surprised that I’m well-adapted to pedaling, but it turns out I’m not great at controlling the strength that adaptation suggests. Barry recommends I use exercise bands to strengthen the muscles on the side of my butt, under the glute max – my glute med, and my glute min. “At the moment, you’re bleeding power by using some of your strength to move the knee across the pedal, which means the pedal isn’t moving. However, if you strengthen those two muscles, you’ll be able to control your quads better, put more power through the pedal, and ultimately, be a faster cyclist and enjoy the miles even more.” A few tips follow on when and how to use the exercise bands, which involve what I visualize as penguin-walking around the house. My kids are going to love that.
Barry whips out a table and asks me to get on it, face up. He assesses my hamstring flexibility, and hip mobility, and then dives into a deep explanation of the role of hips in crank length and how riding with the right size helps. Then it’s back to waggling my legs. “Hmm, I don’t know if you can see, but you have one leg longer than the other.” I do now! “Your right leg is shorter when you’re lying down, and longer on the bike,” he confirms. “It’s presenting as an anterior rotation on the right side of your pelvis – when you’re sitting, your right hip wants to live in front of your left hip. These rotations are almost always helpful; they are there to assist you with something you need to be crooked at.” I mention that I spend a lot of time carrying my kids. Barry nods. “That could do it. But now you want to cycle, so there’s tension when you’re locked into the bike and can’t get out of your own way. The solution is to find out what’s actually happening, and that is a job for a PT – one evaluation, and they’ll be able to give you a good overview, and some exercises to help you going forward.”
Now, things get a little more mainstream, as following the table, Barry has me get on the size cycle – a machine that looks and rides like a bike, but one in which every measurement can be changed in search of the perfect position. I’m sitting on my saddle, but it’s covered with a pressure-sensing system, and as I pedal, it’s broadcasting my butt to one of Barry’s enormous screens. Or at least, the outline of the saddle overlaid with colored pixels, which flicker in and out, dark blue, green, yellow and red in response to pressure. He also attaches some markers that his high-speed cameras will capture, all of which will inform the many measurements that comprise the final bike fit data, notes, and PDF he’ll send after the session.
Barry’s butt meter, for want of a technical term, tells him I’m a little lopsided, sitting more to the right of the saddle than the left. “There’s a reason why that might be happening,” he hypothesises. “It could be you’re shifting right to give your left hip more room. What might contribute to that is a low saddle height and an overlong crank, which combine to push your knee past what your hip can absorb.” He checks the camera replay. “The other possibility is that the saddle is slightly too narrow, and you’re choosing which side you have to plant on this thing, so you’ll sit there right until you get some negative feedback, and then you’ll move.”
After adjustments, we’re suddenly seeing fewer red pixels and a better overall balance. According to Barry, I’m now in much better shape for longer rides. The session continues, with one revelation after another (and yes, we even fixed the pins and needles in my hands!).
I’m going to need a coffee to think about everything that has happened over the past 3 hours – yes, it’s been three hours. I have measurements for my new bike, insights, recommendations, and something more—a connection. Barry is highly empathetic and so obviously knowledgeable without being overbearing or leading. I know I won’t forget this experience, Barry, nor what it will mean for my cycling. If only I could do my exercises without my children – and wife – laughing too much, but I know that’s impossible.
But before I leave, I have one last question. “The tomato?” I say, raising an eyebrow and waving my hand towards his desk. “What’s that for?” Barry smiles, and the light from the window seems to grow and brighten behind him. He reaches for the tomato, which takes two hands, and lifts it reverently towards me like a sacred relic. “I grew it at home! Want some?”